Hi Guys and Dolls! My birthday is coming up in a few weeks and I just
thought about someTHING. Last year on my birthday, AND the previous
year, I did not GET LAID (translation: no smashy-smashy). I’ve been
getting Birthday Sex since I was 17. Yes, I am a Scorpio and we usually
have a high sex drive (Horny A$$es! LOL) SMH! Hopefully this year, I get
some on my birthday, because this is absolutely ridicKulous…To go three
birthdays in a row with no d*ck! It’s D*ck Deprevation!
Aaaaaargh!
Friends, Followers & Fans, please show your support; keep me in
your well wishes (I won’t say prayers; due to the subject matter being
fornication #dontjudgeme). Hope that I have a blast on my birthday.
It’s been 6 months and I need some fireworks in my life. Thank you for
reading and have a good ONE…. for me.
Mazel tav!!
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